i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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