Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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