im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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