yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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