Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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