I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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