READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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