yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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