just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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