I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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