Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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