she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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