But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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