Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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