Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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