Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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