You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
