i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
