so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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