That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I'm bleeding and have questions
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Randomize
