Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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