There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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