She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize