she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Lo siento on account of my penis...
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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