i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
time to smoke my breakfast
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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