Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Someone came in the potted fern
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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