One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
two words: eviction party
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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