mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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