the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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