I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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