just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Operation Purity has been aborted
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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