lets start a swedish sibling band together
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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