i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
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