Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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