i'm signing you up for texting rehab
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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