what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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