I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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