after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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