I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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