Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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