Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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