I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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