Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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