The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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