It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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