what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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