I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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