i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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