Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
How naked do you want me to be?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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