i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I think I sprained my soul last night
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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