Don't you send me to vm
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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