so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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