Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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