I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize